Quick & Easy Halloween Costume Ideas
Mastercard Ad
Wear whatever clothing you choose. Attach a sign to your back that says "Shirt: $30...Jeans: $50...Shoes: $70......Halloween costume that took minimal effort: Priceless.
Fortune Teller
Attach a bunch of fortune cookies to your clothes. Wear a scarf or towel wrapped around your head.
Starbucks
Make some yellow stars out of paper or cardboard and pin them all over your clothes. Then take several dollar bills and pin them on also. Optional: carry a coffee mug.
Bright Idea
Bend wire so it fits around the top of your head. Wrap another piece of wire around the base of a lightbulb and attach it to the head piece. Voila! You're having a bright idea!
Black-Eyed Pea
Take a fabric pen and draw or pin a giant "P" on a shirt. Put black makeup around one eye and you have become a "Black-Eyed P."
God's Gift to Women
Find a box large enough to fit around your body. Cut some holes for your arms and head, and then cover the box with wrapping paper. Add a large bow. Attach a tag that says "TO: Women, FROM: God".
White Trash
Wear all white, and attach trash (i.e., milk cartons, paper, candy wrappers) all over yourself. Or step into a white trash bag overflowing with trash
Ceiling Fan
Write "Go Ceilings!" on the front of your shirt. And don't forget to cheer!
Babysitter
Strap a baby doll to your behind and sit on it.
Sugar Daddy
Attach candy all over yourself.
Devil's Advocate
Wear buttons and carry signs that say "Devil is #1" and "Vote for Satan," etc.
Nudist on Strike
Dress in normal clothes and carry a sign that says "Nudist on Strike."
Pin-Up Girl
For a female only: Pin safety pins onto a solid-colored t-shirt or sweatshirt, forming a large arrow pointing up.
Pop Quiz
Wear a t-shirt. Draw a large question mark on the front, with popcorn glued around the edges.
Quarterback
Wear normal clothes, and tape a quarter to your back.
First Class Male
Buy some stamps and paste them on your face or glue some onto an old shirt.
Magic 8 Ball
Wear all black. Cut a large 8 out of white cloth, cardboard or paper and pin or tape it to your back. When people ask you what you are, tell them "reply hazy, try again," or "cannot predict now." Or tell them to shake you and ask you a question.
Buckaneer
Attach a dollar to each ear (buck-an-ear).
Aircraft Carrier
Find a small toy airplane and carry it with you. When people asked what you are, hold it out in the palm of your hand.
Goldfinger
Paint one of your fingers gold. Optional: dress like James Bond.