Quick & Easy Halloween Costume Ideas
Generic Costume
Wear all white. Draw a large UPC code on your chest and write "COSTUME" above it.
Weight Watcher
Carry a small dumbbell. Stare at it intently. Tell everyone you are watching your weight.
Game Show Contestant
Wear a large, colorful name badge. Keep shouting "I'd like to buy a vowel!", and "I'll take State Capitals for $500, Alex."
Done
Put a piece of styrofoam beneath an old t-shirt. Jab a fork into the styrofoam through the shirt. When people ask, tell them you are "done."
Third Wheel
Wear a shirt with a big "3" on it, and a tire around your waist.
Shot in the Dark
Wear all black, and hang a shot glass around your neck.
CD Burner
Just tie a computer CD around your neck and carry a lighter. When someone asks what you are, hold the lighter up to the CD.
Black Mail
Wear all black, and attach a postage stamp to your chest
Someone You Can Count On
Wear all black clothes. Cut out big, bright numbers and attach them to your clothes.
Cross Dresser
Put crosses all over your clothes and call yourself a crossdresser
Past Your Prime
Put a sign on your shirt that says "Sell by July 31 01" (or any date that has already passed).
Spice Rack
Wear an extra-large bra over your clothes. Stuff it with jars of spices
Butt Head
Glue cigarette butts to a baseball cap.
Peter Pan
Great idea for husband who does not want to wear a costume. Attach a pan to the front of his belt. Everyone will ask, "What are you???"
Paper Shredder
Carry around several pieces of paper. When someone asks what you are, tear the paper into pieces.
Well Hung
This is obviously for the man who has a large ego and hates to dress up. Wear normal clothing and hang a noose around your neck.
Refrigerator Magnet
Paint a shoe box black and attach it to your back.
Lawsuit
Wear a nice suit and carry a briefcase. Attach legal documents all over yourself.
Leftover
Wrap yourself all over with foil. Stick a label on yourself that says "leftover dinner." For added effect put a clear bag around yourself and label it "Ziploc."
Muffin Man
Attach a muffin to your hat.